|Release date||Unknown edit|
|Quest NPC?||Yes - Forgettable Tale of a Drunken Dwarf, Swan Song, My Arm's Big Adventure|
|Location||See Locations, Keldagrim during the quest|
|Examine||He's had a fair bit to drink...|
|Notable features||Former Random event|
The Drunken Dwarf is a former RuneScape random event. After they removed the random event, he now wanders the world giving kebabs and beer to anyone who talks to him, then teleporting away to other places. However, if the player is out of inventory space upon talking to him, the dwarf would stay until his goods are given out.
See locations for where he has been spotted.
As a random event, he would occasionally appear and talk to players. If the player responded, the dwarf would give them a kebab and a beer. If the player ignored him, he would throw rocks at the player which hit a max of 2 damage, capable of hitting through even the Protect from Missiles prayer. He would not stop unless the player talked to him.
It was widely disputed that this random event was unfair, because if the player lagged, he/she would most likely have died as a result.
If the player died or logged out, the Dwarf would exclaim:
The dwarf has been spotted at:
The dwarf remains for a short amount of time before teleporting away.
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