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Drunken Dwarf

Release date	Unknown edit
Race	Dwarf
Members NPC?	No
Quest NPC?	Yes - Forgettable Tale of a Drunken Dwarf, Swan Song, My Arm's Big Adventure
Location	See Locations, Keldagrim during the quest
Sells items?	No
Skill requirement?	No
Quest requirement?	No
Gender	Male
Examine	He's had a fair bit to drink...
Notable features	Former Random event

The Drunken Dwarf is a former RuneScape random event. After they removed the random event, he now wanders the world giving kebabs and beer to anyone who talks to him, then teleporting away to other places. However, if the player is out of inventory space upon talking to him, the dwarf would stay until his goods are given out.

See locations for where he has been spotted.

Quest appearences

• The drunken dwarf is seen in final cutscene of the Forgettable Tale of a Drunken Dwarf quest. After the quest, if you see the dwarf and talk to him, he will speak of your 'Kebab stories' from the end of the quest and give you your beer and kebab as normal.
• During Swan Song, the Drunken Dwarf is seen harassing the Wise Old Man outside of the Pyramid Plunder pyramid, where he was subsequently vaporized by the Wise Old Man.
• During the My Arm's Big Adventure quest, the Drunken Dwarf will wander too close to the goutweed that My Arm is attempting to grow and will be thrown off a mountain. A nameless newborn troll then attempts to eat his leg, earning the name Drunken Dwarf's Leg.

The Drunken Dwarf, getting killed by the Wise Old Man

The Drunken Dwarf, dead again in My Arm's Big Adventure

Random event (Discontinued)

As a random event, he would occasionally appear and talk to players. If the player responded, the dwarf would give them a kebab and a beer. If the player ignored him, he would throw rocks at the player which hit a max of 2 damage, capable of hitting through even the Protect from Missiles prayer. He would not stop unless the player talked to him.

It was widely disputed that this random event was unfair, because if the player lagged, he/she would most likely have died as a result.

Quotes:

• Dun ignore your matey!
• I hates you [insert players name]!
• Aww comeon, talk to ikle me [insert players name]!

If the player died or logged out, the Dwarf would exclaim:

• Aw me is all alone... And disappear.

Trivia

• If the Drunken Dwarf killed the player near their respawn point, such as Lumbridge, he would continue to attack them once they respawn.

• In Swan Song, the Drunken Dwarf is revealed to have 40 hitpoints.

• If the player speaks to a dwarf in Keldagrim named Kjut, he will complain that a certain drunken dwarf keeps on harassing them. Kjut will then bring up a dwarf who always seems to disappear with his kebabs.

• When the Drunken Dwarf appeared the player would hear a unique whistling sound. This was an easy way to notice a Drunken Dwarf immediately if the player was doing a task that doesn't require full attention such as Woodcutting or Fishing.

Dwarf when talked to.

Locations

The dwarf has been spotted at:

• Al Kharid bank and by the Al Kharid gem trader
• In the wilderness north of the Black Knights' Fortress
• Al Kharid palace
• Rimmington House portal
• The Grand Exchange
• Desert area north of Al Kharid near the scorpion pit
• Lumbridge (south) near Graveyard
• Ruins near Edgeville
• Karamja fishing dock, in the free to play part.
• Crafting Guild
• Mining Guild
• Draynor Village
• Draynor Manor (at least outside)
• Asgarnian Ice Caves near the blurite ores
• Near the adventures that start Lost City quest
• East Varrock bank
• South-west corner in Falador
• Mine south-east of Varrock
• Karamja Volcano Mine
• Hobgoblin Peninsula
• Chicken patch near the Lumbridge cow field
• Cabbage patch south of Falador
• Beside the cactus patch in Al-Kharid, near the entrance to the Duel Arena
• In Falador by the mining guild entrance
• Level 15 Wilderness beside old bounty hunter location.
• Lumbridge copper and tin mine.
• Varrock Stone Circle
• Behind Wydin's food shop
• Lumbridge Swamp coal mine
• Karamja Fishing spot
• West of Silvarea
• Near the Priest's hut in Lumbridge swamp
• Near the Cooking Guild
• South of the Blue Moon Inn
• North of the Rusty Anchor in Port Sarim
• The Earth Altar
• At the Lumbridge / Al Kharid Border gate
• Second floor of Varrock palace
• The Lumbridge Swamps
• At Fred the Farmer's farm
• At the Dwarven Mine

The dwarf remains for a short amount of time before teleporting away.

Trivia

• Though most dwarves still alive cannot or are not willing to use magic beyond casting Superheat Item, the Drunken Dwarf appears capable of teleporting all over Gielinor, and even into pocket dimensions not really part of Gielinor, such as those containing the Runecrafting Altars (not utilizing the conventional means used to reach there). The Dwarf also appears capable of reviving himself somehow even after being slain by extremely powerful magical attackers as the Wise Old Man, while most NPCs are not resurrected upon demise.
• During the course of The Rise of the Red Axe, the player meets the brother or cousin of the "drunken dwarf that travels", presumably the drunken dwarf.